daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

(Source: princessblogonoke)


meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

(Source: beverlyhilton)


angry-beibers:

youcoulddobetterthanme:

fuck-you-im-australian:

nointerrruption:

bagmilk:

yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button

WHAT HAPPENS

congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr

WHAT IS THE THING?

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there you have it kids

(Source: heteroh)


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cruelbritannia:

I love that you can clearly see Evans go “SHIT” and Stan go “WOW” and Scarlett definitely reacts, but then plays it off like it’s no big deal. 

(Source: bbuchanann)


annaolphant:

id hit up barnes and noble during the purge


imperialbedrooms:

There are two types of people in the world: those who can’t help but laugh along with the SNL cast members as they continually break character and those who are cynics and refuse to have fun and think sloths aren’t adorable.

This sketch was a complete mess, yes. BUT it was also the funnest sketch I’ve seen on SNL in a long while. And I am completely head over heels in love with it.

(Source: joeydeangelis)


i just got dumped after 3 years for another girl. Advice? :-((
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alt-j:

get a huge 52oz soda from 7-11 they’re only 99¢ and nothing will make you feel more powerful for such a low price


happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear


jakerahodeez:

The fact that this even needs to be posted is fucking ridiculous

jakerahodeez:

The fact that this even needs to be posted is fucking ridiculous



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